Westcustogo Publishing House:
Journals of a Drunken Paratrooper.
People probably often wonder why I never tell stories. Well, I have some reasons, one of which is that my real stories often envolved me in unfortunate no-win girl situations. I mean I am the type of guy that flunked out of college three times because of girl problems and the type that has been divorced and all that.
My stories, if told, would reveal my underlieing pathological psychotic nature. I mean, they would reveal the innermost workings of my mind - my corrupt imagination, my fantasies.